Tuesday, June 8, 2021

From The Spamfiles

Yay! Spam! Much better than introspection.

For those who can’t read the tiny wording, it says “Hi Dear How are you today I hope that everything is OK with you as it is my great pleasure to contact you in having communication with you starting from today…”. Just like that. All one sentence, because punctuation is for chumps.

This one’s from the “Department of Blacklist Removal office, USA”. I guess I’m to take it that I’ve been blacklisted? And they can remove it?

Look at my new follower. An eighteen year old. Named Mary, because that’s not a “How do you do, fellow kids” name if I ever heard one. I also love how her handle is “@BestDatingSit11”.

My $2 millions! This guy is the secretary to Dr. Timothy Hanson, so you know he’s legit.

Fun fact, Wikipedia actually has a page listing all the ambassadors to Benin. Guess who’s not on them?

Oh, this is another good one. He says he’s “Agent Dr. Wilfred Elton”. Apparently he’s flying in with an ATM card loaded with my “cash consignment”. You better show Agent Doctor Elton some respect.


  1. Will Agent Dr. Elton be singing Candle In The Wind while robbing us blind?

  2. Yeah, I didn't meet many Marys in the graduating senior class either this year or last. I don't think I can recall a one.

  3. I can't believe you actually looked up the Ambassadors to Benin... The dude can't even capitalize his own name!

  4. I like the spelling alterations: for example, sit for site!


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