Tuesday, January 26, 2021

From The Spamfiles

I think we can all agree nothing will ever top Bat Fastard, but we can try.

Okay, now I’m going to look around the neighborhood because I think KIM is stalking me.

Clearly that demanding career has nothing to do with using spaces properly.

I find spam funny. I’m pretty sure no one is ever going to define my sense of humor as “good”.

Okay, you guys might not be able to read this because it’s so tiny, but the little words around “Mary Lumi” say “Top” and I really hope that doesn’t mean what it generally means when people use that.

The message is written in dashes. Hope you can understand it!

Then Adel really needs to cool it. What is up with all these spammers sending messages that are obsessive and stalker-y? Are there really people out there who find such behavior appealing??? Oh my god. They wouldn’t keep sending them out if there weren’t people responding to it. Weep for our world.


  1. 1 of 1000 people respond to the messages, so from the spammer perspective, it works.

  2. The message is written in dashes and not dashes and dots. I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if someone attempted Morse code at this point.

  3. Adel needs to learn how to spell her name right if she wants people to open her messages. Or maybe she thinks the diamonds are enticing enough...


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