From The Spamfiles

I am so relieved to get to post these dumb, pointless things that have nothing to do with fascist seditionists trying to take over the country. Spam, you are a breath of fresh air.

Okay, the “Looking for a funny man” thing isn’t very original, but I did laugh way too long at “bat fastard”.

I didn’t know “Ego” could be a surname. It’s certainly not a subtle one.

Fifty eight pics? I think you’re coming on a little strong there Linda.

W… Why is there an emoji of a bear’s head? No, I probably don’t want the answer.

Must be a rigorous selection process when you can’t even use my name in place of “beneficiary”.

If you’re threatening to hit me hard, maybe that’s why I blocked you.

And now back to stress watching inauguration coverage to make sure the actually sane people who don’t want me dead get sworn in and not killed. Ha ha, I never expected my life to be like this, I don’t know how to make it stop.