Tuesday, October 27, 2020

From The Spamfiles

Let’s focus on spam. It’s… much less depressing than anything else.

Talk about your lazy spam. They’re not even using words anymore! Unless they’re trying to summon Cthulhu. Do you want to summon Cthulhu? Because this is how you get Cthulhus.

A bored nubile. That’s a perfectly normal way to refer to a totally real person.
 
There’s that weird emoji again. WHAT ARE YOU??? REVEAL TO ME YOUR SECRETS!

Yeah, because if there’s one person you should trust about that it’s someone named “poohie”.

The winky-kissy face emoji definitely clinches my sending my confirmation.

I can’t even. Okay, first of all, haven’t been to an “adult” website, second, my webcam is covered when not in use because I’m paranoid like that, third, it’s definitely been over 21 hours since I got this, and I’m guessing none of my followers here who Im in frequent contact with have received anything. I think I’m okay.

6 comments:

  1. Several about recording you have been floating around this year. I don't even have a camera on my desktop.
    Cthulhu - yeah, that's what we need to end the year with.

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  2. Cthulhu was already summoned. He's orange. It shows right through his mask.

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  3. I've had those threat emails at work before, and I can say categorically that I've never visited a porn site on my work computer. At least, not intentionally. And I've certainly never clicked on any video.

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  4. And it's just written badly. The wording is just a little bit off. They're not even trying.

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  5. Ah, yes, the 'recording you' extortionist spammer. I've had that nitwit before too. Needs to hold their breath. For an hour.

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  6. The one from Poohie I liked!!! :-)

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Please validate me.