Let’s focus on spam. It’s… much less depressing than anything else.
Talk about your lazy spam. They’re not even using words anymore! Unless they’re trying to summon Cthulhu. Do you want to summon Cthulhu? Because this is how you get Cthulhus.
I can’t even. Okay, first of all, haven’t been to an “adult” website, second, my webcam is covered when not in use because I’m paranoid like that, third, it’s definitely been over 21 hours since I got this, and I’m guessing none of my followers here who I’m in frequent contact with have received anything. I think I’m okay.