Okay, of all the things to
capitalize, why each and only each?
Everything about this one feels
unsettling in a way I can’t quantify. The name “lilwickdon”, the droplets
emoji, the awkward phrasing of “married happily ever after”. It’s just off.
Like looking at a completely realistic human doll. It might look human, but
it’s not, and you can tell.
Not Jasmine but Jasmine!! She’s extra
excited about her name!
Uh oh. I seem to have misplaced my
wife. Maybe if I shake the food bag, she’ll come running. Or is that cats? I might be thinking of cats.
How do you shave like a million
bucks? Money doesn’t shave. It’s not even associated with shaving. Seriously,
who wrote this advertising copy? Because they aren’t good at their job.
That’s just like the United Nations
to give out fund payments from a Nigerian bank. They do that, like, all the
time.
You can shave the whales. Wait, maybe that's also save...
ReplyDeleteI do random capitalizations, too, but generally that's just me holding the shift key too long. And I try to go back and fix it before I sent out the email ;)
ReplyDeleteI don't know, you can get paper cuts. Maybe you can shave with a million bucks, as long as they're new bills.
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