Tuesday, December 17, 2019

From The Spamfiles

The last spam of the year. I can’t believe it’s happening already.

Oh no. The Love Swans are after me again.

I’m… not sure why that’s something to congratulate someone over.

I think this person’s usage of emojis should be a crime. Maybe not a felony, but at least a misdemeanor.

Calling an Asian woman “exotic” is super, super problematic. I’d avoid that in the future, spammers.

Sooooo. Is this two different people (Lisa and Lissa) or did she just straight up spell her own name wrong? 

The ladies are really after me this week. I better go hide.


  1. Is the second one supposed to be a name or does E.m.l.y. stand for something?

  2. I think that second one was someone's fortune cookie.

  3. The STDs run wild in all of these spammers, one way or another.

  4. Obviously they don't live someplace where Asians are prevalent. I don't find Asians exotic at all.

  5. Does anyone actually ever respond to these? I guess they must or they wouldn't keep sending them. Sad...


Please validate me.