What’s this? A
spam post? Isn’t it supposed to be a goals post? Yes, but since my blogging
break is in the last week of the month, it would mean doing said post a week
early. So I’m just going to push it back to next week.
[Spam 1492]
Sure. This is a
perfectly real follower and not at all a spambot. I should hook them up with a follower I got just today...
Yes, yet another
Greg email. I’m just really amused by the name “Irmgard”, which I was shocked
is even a real name. It seems to be Germanic in origin. In any case, definitely
not one you’d see where I live.
Hmm… Are 16
messages from the Local Ladies equal to 10 messages from Sexy Becca? (This
message is from a trusted sender.)
Occasionally,
you can see something like trends in spam, where they stop using a phrase or
misspell it because people are putting them into their spam filter. “un.ssubs.cribee”
is a prime example.
Okay, I’m not
sure if “singies” is a misspelling in the same vein as the above or if they’re just
really bad at spelling.
Oh, well, as
long as they’re seriously attractive.
As opposed to flippantly attractive?
ReplyDeleteIt has to be done, I'm just saying it.
ReplyDeleteGreg Smith has to die.
And Irmgard has to be framed for it.
Seriously attractive? Does that mean they wear glasses? And why do you want to chat with gorgeous 'singies"? That's what my grandad used to call singlets! Oh great. I'll chat with this rather beautiful tank top....
ReplyDeleteSo, there's this Jonathan that's been giving me hell for the past few weeks. And I've had a few Gonzalezes, although that's a pretty common name 'round these parts. Are you sure he's not an 8th grader...?
ReplyDeleteI wonder what the opposite is of seriously attractive? Hilariously attractive?
ReplyDeleteI don't know, your Jesus follower looks pretty legit to me.
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