Tuesday, August 20, 2019

From The Spamfiles

Hungry for spam?

Okay, that was stupid. I apologize.

Are you going to tell me what the special thing I’ve been given is? It better not be some indefinable crap like “feeling your body” either. I accept material gifts only.

Now Greg is getting spam from “Numbers”. 3 would like to discuss a business deal with him, while 9 is suffering from cancer and really needs to do something with their inheritance.

Cancer widow! She doesn’t say she has cancer, but she is trying to fulfill her “last wish”, so she is dying. It’s probably cancer. I mean, it’s always cancer.

How disquietingly specific.

Lashaunda??? I hate being the kind of jerk that makes fun of a name, but Lashaunda????!!!!

Is my new buddy on fire? No, wait. My new buddy is fire.


  1. Yes, as in you're going to set fire to all of this spam with your new buddy.
    And I'll have the spam, spam, spam, eggs, and spam, please.

  2. I always snigger at those names that look like a whole lot of letters just randomly thrown together too...

  3. When it comes to cancer widow scammers, I am on Team Cancer.

  4. No, your buddy is Greg.
    And he wants to turn you into paste and rub you all over his body.

  5. I can't believe you didn't help that poor widow get her last wish. Tsk, tsk!

  6. I am the kind of jerk that makes fun of a name. On my blog sidebar. Weekly.


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