Hungry for spam?
Okay, that was stupid. I apologize.
Are you going to tell me what the special thing I’ve been given is? It better not be some indefinable crap like “feeling your body” either. I accept material gifts only.
Now Greg is getting spam from “Numbers”. 3 would like to discuss a business deal with him, while 9 is suffering from cancer and really needs to do something with their inheritance.
Cancer widow! She doesn’t say she has cancer, but she is trying to fulfill her “last wish”, so she is dying. It’s probably cancer. I mean, it’s always cancer.
How disquietingly specific.
Lashaunda??? I hate being the kind of jerk that makes fun of a name, but Lashaunda????!!!!
Is my new buddy on fire? No, wait. My new buddy is fire.