It’s back! I
know you’re excited.
Look at this
totally not suspicious new follower. I especially love how they don’t even
spell “command” right.
You leave my
rooster out of this.
It’s very
enthusiastic about my unsubscribing.
…Yes or no to
what? The sexy love? I think I need an adult
The gorgeous
singies are everywhere! Call an exterminator!
You can tell it’s
really from FedEx because they have the copyright symbol after their name. Only
the real, legitimate business would have that!
Leave my rooster out of this - I am going to use that line somewhere this week.
ReplyDeleteI don't get a lot of Twitter followers like that but I do get a ton of Facebook friend requests that are spam for sure.
ReplyDeleteYou wonder what the actual Carter Ham would think about getting his name appropriated by spammers.
ReplyDeleteMight be the same guy who pretends to be military in the hopes of scamming $2000 off you. (Long story, that...)
ReplyDeleteI think you should follow Ham. His tweets might be priceless!
ReplyDeleteI think "commad" is probably the correct spelling of whatever it is they mean.
ReplyDeleteAlso, why are lower case "l"s used in "AVAIlABlE"? Or is that actually spelled "AVAIIABIE"? If so, WTF?
I have a word for you...