Tuesday, February 19, 2019

From The Spamfiles

Yes, still doing this. It means one lest post for me to write, which means more time for actual writing. Besides, these are funny.

Well, as we learned last week, Greg’s significant other might be cheating on him, so maybe this is right up his alley.

Look at all these messages Greg received just in one day. Seriously, what kind of sites is he visiting and why is he using my email address on them?

I’m not Jhon. I’m Greg.

I guess it makes sense that it’s impossible to deliver something I never ordered.

Honestly, I kind of like the little flowers. Why don’t I get those in regular messages?

The 18 with the strike through over it is weird. To me it seems like they’re saying that eighteen year olds aren’t allowed. Anywhere. Ever.

These are the things that bug me.


  1. I'm going to have to start paying better attention to my spam.
    or... maybe not...

  2. You need to keep tabs on where your laptop is when you're not using it. Greg must be looking at some weird sites.

  3. Are you sure you don't have a hidden Greg personality that comes out at night and uses your computer?

  4. Maybe the cat is messing around with your laptop and has developed an alter ego named Greg in order to mess with your head.


Please validate me.