Why am I always able to find more of these? And why do I find them so amusing?
Honestly, if you don’t know how to get home I’m not sure the internet is going to help you. And how do I love thee?
How much does water weigh. Not a gallon of water like above query, which is something that can be solved. Just water, in general. It could be the weight of the smallest quantity of water, one molecule (~2.989*10^-23 grams) or all water everywhere (???).
I need a hero? Uh…I’m not really sure how to react to this. But I do need money.
Interphase is the time of rest before a cell divides. Clearly someone is looking up answers to their biology homework. Good luck finding out what happens when you die.
If you start talking about having powers, I can guarantee you a couple of black eyes.
I’d like to point out that I had just, just cleared my history so there was literally nothing for it to base these on. It just gives me Drug Test, something about encryption keys, Windows 8 (ugh), and a Czechoslovakian-Austrian-German millionaire. Okay.
There's a Wiki drug test - who knew?
ReplyDelete"I Need a Hero" is a song, so that makes sense.
ReplyDeleteYes, it is possible to have black eyes. You can give them to irritating relatives you don't like. It just takes careful application with sufficient force of one fist (perhaps two), striking in just the right way. As always, stay on the right side of the law by setting the relative up to make it look like they more than had it coming.
ReplyDeleteI have a hero already, so that search wouldn't help me at all.
ReplyDeleteSometimes it scares me when I try looking things up on Google. I wonder, who was looking for that? And as for school work searches, I've seen kiddos type in the exact question on their assignment. And find that people have already solved it for them!
ReplyDeleteI need a hero
ReplyDeleteI'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
Still a popular song.
My favorite song in Shrek 2! :D
DeleteHmmm, this makes me wonder what many people look up. I'm sure my search history might boggle minds as well.
ReplyDeleteThe internet is a strange, strange place. "How do I get home?" Someone is confusing Google with Siri?
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