Saturday, May 9, 2015

Mother’s Day

Since Mother’s Day is tomorrow, I thought I’d show you why my mother is the meanest person alive.


  1. Did she found out the name of the cricket? And how long it had lived there? There are things to know here!

    My mom just calls me to tell me who died.

  2. Ewww...I've heard about insects in ears before.

    My mom tells me things I don't want to hear.

  3. I wasn't sure I wanted to know what followed the doctor getting the forceps, but now that I know I'm formulating some follow-up questions...

  4. One of my nurse sisters tells me the grossest stories and we laugh hysterically. Sometimes we have to hang up the phones because we can't talk anymore.


Please validate me.