---Things that happen to me. I see an interesting fact. I
go, “This would make a great random thought!” I think it’s too much trouble to
write it down, so I’ll just “remember” it. I immediately forget it.
---For some reason, I can no longer directly copy urls out of my Google Chrome address bar. It’s been this way ever since the lamentable crash, though I had no trouble with it before that and have no trouble copying out of Firefox. I’ve been on a million websites looking for solutions, and so far, zilch. Apparently this is an issue several people have had over the years, and the only solution I found is NOTHING. It makes doing my etymology posts, which require much copying and pasting, most irritating.
---If you ever hear of some solution to this, please share, because this is driving me crazy. Well, crazier.
---“Bear falls through skylight, eats birthday cupcakes”.
That’s what you get for not throwing him a birthday party.
---Plus, there’s also that bear that climbed into someone’s
hammock. You sure as hell won’t want to kick him out.
---If you want to give your neighbors’ children a doll as a
gift, maybe leaving it on their doorstep with no note like some sort of doppelganger isn’t the best way to go.
Just saying, it’s a little creepy.
---Ever see a television commercial and think that somewhere
out there, there’s a woman who admitted to needing adult diapers on national
television?
---The things that I ponder.
---I’m glad I’m not an actor. If I was, I’d definitely be
doing adult diaper commercials.
---Apparently people who can’t understand sarcasm are more
likely to suffer dementia. What about people who exclusively use sarcasm? Do we
develop some kind of super resistance to it?
---“Humans can fly! Wingsuits on YouTube.” Annnnnnd ignore.
---“Over 90% Of Human DNA May Be Completely Worthless”.
Do with this what you will, fellow sci-fi writers.
---Man, are these the only random thoughts I could come up with? I really need to start noting down more of the things I stumble across. This is getting embarrassing.
