Tuesday, March 23, 2021

From The Spamfiles

Hungry for spam?

What do you mean you capitalize your last name? Next you’ll be telling me you put a space between the abbreviation and your first name.

Because this is very alarming for some reason!?????
This one is also alarmed, but less so than the previous one. Though they did make the same faux pas of putting the exclamation points before the question mark.

No thanks. I’ve seen what goes on in the Wonka Factory and I want nothing to do with it. It’s just one safety violation after another.

All dream marriages have at least a dozen nude selfies.

Has anyone anywhere ever received an actually important message that has emojis in the address? I’m thinking no.


  1. Golden Ticket, whatever that means! ... Sender's name is interesting ... !!!:-)

  2. What is up with all those emojis? do they have secret meanings? Are they modern day hieroglyphics?

  3. Lixia sounds like a bad name from a bad science fiction novel about dystopian vampires, feeding on spammers.

    Coming in 2022 from Stephenie Meyer.

  4. It can't be that important. If it was truly important, they'd know how to actually reach you.


Please validate me.