Tuesday, January 29, 2019

From The Spamfiles

Still haven’t found a good site to start up a new blog on. Every time I look I find something else disappointing. But that’s a post for another day. Right now it’s more of the stupid stuff that keeps getting caught in my spam filter.

This is an advertisement? You mean I don’t get a free flashlight? I bet it doesn’t even blind bears. The last flashlight offered to me blinded bears.

Hello, I’d like to report criminal use of emojis? Not a crime, you say? How about an assault? Because I definitely feel assaulted.

A “free* cell phone” at “no charge*”. Usually they don’t make the fact that they’re lying quite so blatant.

Wold You Date A Brazilian?

My name isn’t Greg Smith, I don’t live in the Lake Stevens area, and nothing extraordinary has happened to me ever in my life.

I mean, I guess if it’s outlawed you’re not going to be getting it by prescription, as drug dealers don’t generally take prescriptions.


  1. A flashlight that blinds bears? I guess you wouldn't have many uses for that unless you're a hunter.

  2. Sounds like an incredible flashlight. Does it beam through walls too?

  3. Looks like another entry in the "Unnecessary" use of "Quotation Marks" blog. (I can't remember where they put the quotes in the title now.)

  4. My latest spam came from a bank in China (like I want to do any business in China), but didn't include anything other than "I want to do business with you."


Please validate me.