Time for an easy post so I don’t have to do any actual work!
Well, the emojis are cute. Also I love how the sender is
apparently named “congrat”. I am now signing every email I send with congrat.
No one will know what I mean ever again. I will bask in their confusion.
Get your pills from Violent Cough! Sounds trustworthy.
I have to admit, confirming your email to unsubscribe is a
new one. It probably automatically downloads every piece of malware ever to
your computer. Also I think leaving the s off of congratulations is going on the Spam Bingo list because I get it all the time.
April 5. 2013. A bit late, aren’t we?
I googled this woman and she does exist and is the commander
of all that. You’d think she’d have a better email address than “Japanjbkoy555”
though.
I’m sure I will, but it won’t be about this.
Anyway, now I’m off to perform with my band Violent Cough.
See you around!
Congrat.
It's just a single congratulation. Just one. They have to send those emails to lots of people and can't be giving anyone multiple congratulations.
ReplyDeleteViolent Cough is a great band name.
ReplyDeleteI also thought Violent Cough was a good band name. I've occasionally googled a name one of the scammers was foisting off, and it actually is a real person- while that email they send along is a fake of the fakest order of fakes.
ReplyDeleteI hope you don't mind if I steal Violent Cough as a band name. A lot of my characters are in bands or into music, and I'm always needing cool band names.
ReplyDeleteThe last one made me laugh. Violent Cough does sound like a band name.
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