Time for an easy post so I don’t have to do any actual work!
Well, the emojis are cute. Also I love how the sender is apparently named “congrat”. I am now signing every email I send with congrat. No one will know what I mean ever again. I will bask in their confusion.
Get your pills from Violent Cough! Sounds trustworthy.
I have to admit, confirming your email to unsubscribe is a new one. It probably automatically downloads every piece of malware ever to your computer. Also I think leaving the s off of congratulations is going on the Spam Bingo list because I get it all the time.
April 5. 2013. A bit late, aren’t we?
I googled this woman and she does exist and is the commander of all that. You’d think she’d have a better email address than “Japanjbkoy555” though.
I’m sure I will, but it won’t be about this.
Anyway, now I’m off to perform with my band Violent Cough. See you around!