More spam! Yay? Yay.
One of the bots following me on Twitter. Well, they’re not wrong. There are a lot of fraudulent accounts.
He’s a man of PEACE. He wants to SHARE this money with me.
Psychic Chris must have found me using his mind powers!
A flashlight that can penetrate concrete walls. It must have been invented by a supervillain because I can’t even imagine how that would work.
Always get your security system from someone who uses underscores instead of spaces. Spaces are the tools of liars.
I just love the…names? words? whatever in this one. Olwen Demetria! Edgard stay! Dufour bardette Rachel! Maybe saying them is what causes heart attacks. Or summons Cthulhu.
I bet it summons Cthulhu.
ReplyDeleteYou should take the money and run. Seriously.
ReplyDeleteScrew that sharing crap.
Just empty your account and move somewhere else under a new name.
100% guaranteed to work!
A friend of mine engaged with one of these guys offering money if you help get it out of their difficult nation once and managed to get $200 out of them...
ReplyDelete"If you are a real man..." Have you noticed how many of these come ons we women get. I mean, you're targeting the wrong gender, people!
ReplyDeleteEzra sounds like a swell guy. And I really mean that. I do. I swear. And if I'm lying, may lightning strike my idiot ex-brother-in-law.
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