Tuesday, September 27, 2016

From The Spamfiles

More spam! Yay? Yay.

One of the bots following me on Twitter. Well, they’re not wrong. There are a lot of fraudulent accounts.

He’s a man of PEACE. He wants to SHARE this money with me.

Psychic Chris must have found me using his mind powers!

A flashlight that can penetrate concrete walls. It must have been invented by a supervillain because I can’t even imagine how that would work.

Always get your security system from someone who uses underscores instead of spaces. Spaces are the tools of liars.

I just love the…names? words? whatever in this one. Olwen Demetria! Edgard stay! Dufour bardette Rachel! Maybe saying them is what causes heart attacks. Or summons Cthulhu.


  1. You should take the money and run. Seriously.
    Screw that sharing crap.
    Just empty your account and move somewhere else under a new name.
    100% guaranteed to work!

  2. A friend of mine engaged with one of these guys offering money if you help get it out of their difficult nation once and managed to get $200 out of them...

  3. "If you are a real man..." Have you noticed how many of these come ons we women get. I mean, you're targeting the wrong gender, people!

  4. Ezra sounds like a swell guy. And I really mean that. I do. I swear. And if I'm lying, may lightning strike my idiot ex-brother-in-law.


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