Yes, it’s that time again! I’m feeling too lazy to come up with a post so here’s a selection from my other blog! Exclamation point!
Here I got a bill for driving on a toll road. But I haven’t been on a toll road in years. Nor do I own a car.
And why exactly do I have to be quiet about this? Will it scare the loan away if I’m loud?
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON’T FINISH THAT SENTENCE.
I really love the sparkles this one comes with. All emails should come with sparkles.
How about instead of using my phone as a fax machine...I use email like a normal person in the twenty first century? Crazy idea, I know.
Bank error in your favor! This is Monopoly apparently!
You don't want to scare the money away, even if it is Monopoly money.
ReplyDeleteAnd how about using your phone as a phone? Now there's a novel idea.
Emails with sparkles would be nice.
ReplyDeleteAt least they're sending you decorative spam.
ReplyDeleteEverything is Monopoly; didn't you know?
ReplyDeleteEver notice how they're always sending out spam about "is she cheating" or "hookups" with women? They never take a moment to check the gender of the person they're sending to. I guess losing 50% of possible marks isn't a big deal when their hit rate must be, like, 2%.
ReplyDeleteI get the hookup junk mail from endless fake accounts named Shanna, or Serenna, or Kyla, or whatever the hell, with a mix of fonts in the lettering. And no, they don't check out the gender of who it's being sent to.
ReplyDeleteMan, my spam is always about window sealants and companies promising me better Google placement for my website. Yours is way more interesting.
ReplyDeleteI keep getting invoices for products I've never purchased. Hmmm, maybe I'm sleep-shopping.
ReplyDeleteI've been getting tons saying my application for a loan is nearly approved. All the need is all my personal information to get it going, or Obama wants to give me money.
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