Tuesday, June 27, 2023

From The Spamfiles

Last one of the month!

Message from Olivia Rodriguez, saying I was wondering if you could recommend someone?
No. I’ve never recommended anyone ever.

Message from Huge Manhood, saying German Sex Industry Penis Ritual Leaked, German Adult Film Star Extension Secret
Sigh. Well, I suppose it’s better than the racist African ones.

Message from Car Shield, saying Welcome to your Car Shield! Hi
With CarShield, your car can take one hit before it gets destroyed! But then you have to let it recharge before you can use it again.

Message from Dyson V11, saying We have been trying to reach you in order to deliver your reward
Somewhere out there, someone keeps sending out messages to people about rewards they’ve received and wondering why no one ever responds.

A new Twitter follower, Phoebe Gream (or at GreamPhoeb93770) who just joined a few months ago, has no followers, and is just a woman lounging in a dress
Really, the only new followers I’ve gotten on twitter in months are random women with lots of numbers in their handles. Twitter is now like ninety percent bots.

3 comments:

  1. The guy's name is Huge Manhood? What a name to live up to!

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  2. It's probably time to get off Twitter. But where to go?

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  3. And Phoebe has a random photo taken from Photostock.

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