From The Spamfiles
Spam! Whoo!
The thing that always bothers me about these is that it
says RE:, like it’s a response. Are people actually going, “Hm, yes, this is
definitely continuing a conversation I was deeply engrossed in.”?
We have a new salutation! Warmth greetings, everyone!
That is the most ridiculous account number I have ever
seen. That’s a grand total of (yes, I counted) fifty four numerals, because apparently they have over one
septendecillion customers.
They need my confirmation, because that will stop the
constant emails.
Guys! Linda Gilbert is giving me my ATM master debit gold
card! It’s for the present arrangement to pay me, obviously.
Okay, when you abbreviate a word by putting a period after
the second to last letter, it kind of renders it meaningless.
That's a lot of numbers.
ReplyDeleteI never know what my spam email says because it's all in Spanish. Yes, all of it. Weird, huh?
I'm going to introduce all my emails with "warmth greetings" from now on. Sounds like the right thing to do for people who are going into winter.
ReplyDeletePerhaps their keyboard replaces gs with .s. It could happen. . .
ReplyDeleteSome account numbers are really long. But this is way too long!
ReplyDeleteyeah, I got nothin.
ReplyDelete:P