I’m pretty sure I had another idea for a post, but I totally forgot what it was so here’s more from the Spamfiles.
I just love this. Jaack with two A’s. It’s more precious than gold.
Lately, I’ve been getting a lot of these offers to go to an online university to get a degree in psychology. Because if you want a psychologist, definitely go for the one who got her degree over the internet.
Sir and madam. Also, I really have no idea what about me would make them think I need plastic, rubber, or metal parts.
Okay, this one came out blurry but it’s really funny. This woman, from Trinidad & Tobago, is in the Ivory Coast (FYI: T&T is in the Caribbean , so she’s a long way from home). She was poisoned (of course) by her step mother (double of course) for her inheritance (the much vaunted triple of course). And for some reason she wants me to contact an “orphan child” named Jonathan Walter so we can both get her millions. This spam really hits all the marks in Scam Bingo.
By the context, I know “prom.” is short for promotion, but I still like to think that it’s a really awesome sun-themed prom.
…What’s an Akshaya Tritiya and why should I want one? Or do I not want to know? I probably don’t want to know.