Tuesday, May 16, 2023

From The Spamfiles

Happy Spam Day!

Message from The Great Reset saying “your face Hacked!” in the subject line and in the message itself, that the next 55 Americans to act will get something for free
The Great Reset is warning me my face was hacked (???) and also that the next fifty five Americans to act will get… something. This is like three different spam messages pasted together.

Message supposedly from PayPal saying either a hundred thousand dollars (with a period instead of a comma) or a hundred dollars (with an extra zero in the cents) has been deposited in my account.
So. Is it a hundred dollars with apparently factional cents or a hundred thousand dollars with a period instead of a comma? I almost wish I answered this one so I’d know because this is bothering me.

Message from Mrs. Esther D. Parr saying This is Urgent 241, hello my dearest, with respect to you and your family


Definitely a cancer widow. Though I’m curious to know what the 241 means.

Message from Sindy (ugh) saying gorgeous women, find your perfect girl, eleven more pics, and everything is in crazy fonts
No way am I ever answering a message from someone called “Sindy”.

Seven messages from various “psychics” wanting to tell me about the future
Maybe they should use their psychic ability to figure out they’re spewing nonsense.

Saturday, May 13, 2023

It’s Already Started

It feels like we just finished the last one.
Panel 1, I’m at home watching television, and I turn it on, Panel 2, the televisions says, “Today, on News at Five…” Panel 3, it continues, “Our latest coverage on Decision 2024!” Panel 4, looking tired, I say, “Come on, it’s May of 2023.”
I don’t think I can take another year and a half of this.

Thursday, May 11, 2023

Language Of Confusion: Floral

`We’re looking at flowers this week, since spring is finally starting to warm things up around here.
 
Rose
Rose comes from the Old English rose, which just means, you know, rose the plant. It’s from the classical Latin rosa, and I’m sure you can guess what that means. Not a lot of change here. It’s thought to be from the Greek rhodon, which means either rose or rhododendron, so that makes sense. It’s actually thought rhodon comes from the Iranian root word vrda-, which was a very old Persian word for rose (and FYI, the v was pronounced like a u). And by all accounts, the flower rose is not related at all to the past tense of rise.
 
Lily
Lily comes from the Old English lilie, from the classical Latin lilia, which means lilies, while the singular is lilium. That’s related to the Greek leirion, but what spawned both those words is unknown.
 
Tulip
Tulip has an actual century attached to it, showing up sometime during the late sixteenth century. It’s from either the German or Dutch tulpe, which comes from the Turkish word tülbent, which means… cheesecloth. Or gauze, or muslin, or a wrapping like a turban. It’s from the Persian word dulband, turban, because apparently the flowers were first imported to Europe from Turkey, and people thought they resembled turbans.
 
Daisy
Daisy showed up fairly early, in the fourteenth century, from the Old English daegesege, which is a mix of daeges, day, and eage, eye. Because the petals of a daisy open in the morning and close at night, the flower was called the “day eye”.
 
Daffodil
Daffodil showed up in the mid sixteenth century as asphodel, from the Middle English affodill. It’s from the Medieval Latin affodillus, classical Latin asphodelus, and Greek asphodelos, daffodil. Where’d the D come from? Well, in Dutch, they’re called de affodil, the asphodel, and since the Netherlands was an exporter of the flowers, English kind of copied the D and started saying d’asphodel or daffodil.
 
Sources
Online Etymology Dictionary
Google Translate
Omniglot
University of Texas at Arlington
Tony Jebson’s page on the Origins of Old English
Old English-English Dictionary
Dictionary of Medieval Latin

Tuesday, May 9, 2023

From The Spamfiles

Spam is so stupid and pointless and that’s why I love it.

Two messages, one from Psychic Dia (with periods in between each letter) and one from Deluxe Signature (with two periods between each word of the message). The psychic has #76 in the message, while the other has #851.
Yes, a twofer. It’s just amusing that both are very different in style and content, yet both have the #(random number) in them.

Three messages, from ACE Auto Loan underscore random letters, saying Any Credit Auto Loans, and the message in each one saying Welcome to the real-time HTML editor!
This spammer is attentive enough to change the random letters they have in each address and subject line, but too lazy to get rid of the HTML editor line that clearly has nothing to do with anything.

Message from George Foreman CHW telling me to check out the fall offer, and addressing me as slslmgo ylwazxd.
I’d like to know how I managed to get on a spam list under the name “slslmgo ylwazxd”. I’m afraid if I say it out loud, I’ll be warped to another dimension.

Message from CONGRAT, saying I need to check my account for my payout verification.
CONGRAT.

Three blog comments from Rajani Rehana, two saying Great Blog, and one saying Please read my post, and yes, all three are on the same blog post.
Because you asked, I’m totally going to go read your blog post, absolutely real person who commented the same generic message twice on one post.

Saturday, May 6, 2023

Subtle

Subtle like a baseball bat to the head.
Panel 1, me with my mom, and she’s showing me her phone and saying, “Look at this ring I found online!” Panel 2, she says, “Isn’t it pretty?” Panel 3, she says, “Mother’s Day is coming up…” Panel 4, she says, “Hint hint.” And I, annoyed, say, “I get it.”
I suppose I should be happy she’s giving me an idea when she usually doesn’t.

Thursday, May 4, 2023

Language Of Confusion: Warning, Etymology Ahead, Part III

Final post of words descended from the Proto Indo European wer-, to cover, which gave us warning. And a lot of other words you wouldn’t think it gave.
 
First this week, we’re going back to words beginning with G: guarantee showed up in the late seventeenth century as a noun and over a century later as a verb. Originally, it was spelled garrant in English and used to refer to the person making the guarantee, coming from the Old French garant, from the Proto Germanic war-, warn or protect. As I told you two weeks ago, war- is the origin word for warn, and is directly from wer-. A guarantee is a promise to cover. How strangely sensible.
 
Then there’s garage, yes, like you put a car in. It’s a cover of sorts, so nothing too outlandish. However garage didn’t actually show up until 1902! It’s from the French garage, which I’m going to take a wild guess and means garage, from the verb garer, to park, shelter, or even to dock ships. That’s from the Old French garir, to protect or save, from the Frankish waron, which is also from the Proto Germanic war-. A garage is a place to protect cars.
 
Now we’re going to look at overt, which is not in fact related to over. Like, at all. Overt showed up in the early fourteenth century, but it meant open or unfastened before shifting a few decades later to mean obvious or in plain view. It’s from the Old French overt (verb form ovrir, which is actually a lot like covrir, the origin for cover), and that’s actually from the classical Latin aperire, to open. So French switched the V to a P??? Anyway, aperir is from the Proto Indo European ap-wer-yo, with the ap- coming from apo-, off or away, the origin of the prefix apo- (as in apology). We know what wer- is, so the word actually means something like “cover off”, which does make sense for overt, something is obviously going to be seen when its cover is off. The whole ap- to ov- thing is stupid, though. France.
 
Next in our list of words somehow not related to over is overture, of all things. It’s actually older than overt, having shown up in the mid thirteenth century meaning an opening or aperture. In other words, it meant a hole, then meaning an introduction in the mid fifteenth century, and then in the mid seventeenth century, music started using it to mean an opening movement. The word comes from the Old French overture, from the classical Latin apertura, the origin for aperture—which didn’t come to us from French, which must be why there’s no ov-. Anyway, apertura is from aperire, which we already know. In conclusion, overture is not over + ture, it’s overt + ure.
 
Finally, the last of the words: pert. Yes, pert. Frankly, after apertura, this shouldn’t be too much of a shock, though it would be if you didn’t know the backstory. Pert showed up in the mid thirteenth century, but it meant evident or obvious. By the early fourteenth century it started to mean attractive, and then later on in the century it meant impudent. No, I don’t see that progression. The word was apert in Middle English, which was from the Old French apert, which is from the Latin aperire. I don’t know how French managed to not switch to ov- for just this word, but it did.
 
That’s all for the warn words. Now I have to think up something else…
 
Sources
Online Etymology Dictionary
Google Translate
Omniglot
University of Texas at Austin Linguistic Research Center
University of Texas at San Antonio’s page on Proto Indo European language
University of Texas at Arlington
Encyclopaedia Britannica

Tuesday, May 2, 2023

May Goals

Well, as predicted, April was a pretty ugh month. I don’t even remember what I was supposed to be working on.
 
April Goals
1. Finish the web serial edits. Not sure I’ll be able to get there, but I should be able to get close.
I actually finished this! It’s a miracle! I thought it might take another month. I think it’s pretty good, but of course I’m horrible at judging my own work.
 
2. Update my etymology page. You know what a treat this always is. Stupid Google.
I did this, though as usual I was unable to get rid of the horrible space between all the words. I swear, Google is breaking Blogger bit by bit to drive us all away. It would explain why it’s suddenly not emailing me blog comments anymore.
 
3. Find some way to get my work out there more. Not that I have any idea how to do this…
As if I was able to figure this out. I really wish there was a list of clear, specific instructions for this sort of thing.
 
Okay, I guess. I’m not really looking forward to the stress May’s going to bring with it, though.
 
May Goals
1. Plan out the second part of the web serial.
 
2. Keep working on marketing—why does this have to be so hard?
 
3. Try to recharge in some way so the stress doesn’t cause me to spontaneously combust.
 
What do you want to do this May? Anything fun? If you’ve signed up for blog comments to be emailed to you, are you still getting them?