The Super Bowl is coming up. Honestly, I could care less but as I’ve told you, I seem to have some sort of magic power that can change the outcome of games. It’s happened four times now, all when the Patriots have played. Look, I’ve chronicled it using stick figure comics!
It also means I have an incredible—and mostly pointless—super power. I turn on the game once, the Patriots lose. Twice and they win. Will this be the fifth year that it happens? We shall see.
Honestly, I should totally be using this for personal gain. If anyone wants to Paypal me money to influence the game, have at it. We’ll have an auction.
Bids start at a hundred bucks.
Trust me. There are fans rabid enough to pay it.