Words are weird.
Need to wrap yourself in Nerf padding.
I once screwed up my left big toe bad enough that it took the better part of a year for the nail to look normal again.
OMG - that's me! I can walk down a ten foot wide hallway and still manage to careen into the wall at some point. I'm always covered in bruises.
Why does it hurt so much when you do that with your toe. It's agony.
Shoes inside the house? I guess we are all clutzes in our own way.
Please validate me.