Tuesday, January 23, 2024

From The Spamfiles

It’s been a while.

Message from Walter, saying Top Notch Web Design Services At Affordable Prices..
Yeah, that’s what I want, a cheap website full of malware designed by some guy named Walter.

Message From T-Mobile with a little circle R, saying did you receive your package? Please verify, YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED TO GET…
I’ve been selected to receive the package T-Mobile randomly ships out because companies do that stuff all the time! The trademark sign is what makes it look legit.

Message from Harbor */ Freight, saying Confirmation kdEut, Welcome 46754
That welcome 43754 makes it feel like a dystopian video game where you’re trapped by a rogue AI trying to kill you and you have to make it through a series of increasingly elaborate traps.

Message from Louis Martin saying Support for Morocco earthquake victims, a resource for, hello I hope this…
This is obviously several months old. Remember when an earthquake was the worst thing the world was dealing with? I miss that.

A DM I received on Tumblr, full of emojis (mostly hearts) saying How are you, its Ivy I’m so naughty atm and I want you to chill together, then a totally suspicious link, and pls be quick I awaiting you right there
A DM I received on Tumblr. No, this isn’t a porn bot at all. (Eyeroll emoji)

2 comments:

  1. Do porn bots ever really get anyone? Sadly porn is too easy to find without risking a virus.

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  2. How is Tumblr nowadays? I never got into it.

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Please validate me.