From The Spamfiles

Last one of the month!

No. I’ve never recommended anyone ever.

Sigh. Well, I suppose it’s better than the racist African ones.

With CarShield, your car can take one hit before it gets destroyed! But then you have to let it recharge before you can use it again.

Somewhere out there, someone keeps sending out messages to people about rewards they’ve received and wondering why no one ever responds.

Really, the only new followers I’ve gotten on twitter in months are random women with lots of numbers in their handles. Twitter is now like ninety percent bots.