I totally had a great idea for a blog post. But I can’t remember what it was so here’s more from the Spamfiles.
Disappointingly, I haven’t been getting as many of these random-phrase-filled spams as I used to. I like this one because it says “Stan called her life without me”. I’d like to know what prompted Stan to think up such a unique name.
So this woman has accessed to a dead person’s money and she basically wants me to help her steal it. Sure. Okay.
This one just sounds like something a serial killer would say.
The subject line is of course ridiculous. But it’s the beginning of the message that makes this piece of spam hilarious. “If you are a woman, just skip this information and forget you have ever seen this notice.” Someone should tell the spammer that if that really worked, it’s way more valuable than some stupid way to get girls.
Apparently, you can protect your family from sex offenders by stopping the ringing in your ears and falling asleep naturally. Who knew?