Because sometimes I don’t feel like making up new content. So Spamfiles!
I got this message from a little old lady with a cancer problem. She wants to give me her money so I can give it away to “Less privileged people, orphanages, widows, and propagating the word of God.” Can you imagine if she gave you all her money and you kept it for yourself? You’d be a monster.
…I think “nail fungus” says it all.
Plus, there’s a way you can lose seventeen pounds in 30 days! Amputation of a limb would probably cover it.
I also came across this advertisement. See, when you swallow condoms full of heroine, you’re not supposed to eat or the stomach acid will erode the rubber and you’ll OD. So if you keep drug muling, you’ll probably lose some weight. If you’re not murdered first.
Finally, there’s…okay, I have no idea what’s going on here.