Bonus spam day! I hope I don’t run out. The spam well has
been surprisingly dry lately.
Where to begin? I suppose the most egregious insult is that
there’s an apostrophe before the S in greetings. Though abbreviating attention
is also offensive.
If you put “an” before a number beginning with one, you can
get the hell out of my house and never come back.
An Power Station. They’re doing this to spite me.
I’m sending this to myself. Also, I’m a costumer.
It’s always the posts that are years old that they comment
on. On Tumblr commenting on old posts is actually very normal. On literally
everything else it’s just suspicious.
Harbor Freight and Dewalt are real companies, so I'm sure they catch some gullible people.
ReplyDeleteYou'd think they'd try to fix the grammar and spelling mistakes, but no. I feel like I'm reading student work.
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing the power station they're referring to isn't like the place the power for a city is generated, right? I'm kind of imagining something the size of a city block and wondering why the heck anyone would want to win it!
ReplyDeleteThe spam is coming from inside the house?!?!?!?
ReplyDeleteThe grammar in spam messages always makes me laugh. And cry.