Tuesday, April 16, 2024

From The Spamfiles

It’s spam day!

Spam message from an address of random letters at connect in, saying receive maximum peace of mind with a vanguard home warranty plan
Yeah, that email address just screams peace of mind.

Message from Explore Life saying Share the Benefits, become a member and get a second membership free, then AARP twenty five percent off
Soooo. Is this from the AARP or this Explore Life thing? I mean, obviously it’s not really from any of those. I’m just confused at what it’s pretending to be. How do people fall for these scams?

Message supposedly from UPS (with the R symbol after it), saying Delivery of your package, notification ID number, please respond, and there are tons of emojis everywhere
It’s all the emojis that really sell this as being legitimate. Along with the circle R after UPS. It’s totally fake without that.

Message from iCloud Storage, saying last alert, all your photos will be deleted, a bunch of random letters and numbers, and iCloud (r symbol) failed to attempt payment
Well, why don’t you get back to me when iCloud ® succeeds to attempt payment.

This Tumblr follower is called pushy-perver, the blog is untitled, and the picture is a beautiful woman
Pushy perver. I can’t even.

3 comments:

  1. I do get fake UPS ones, usually saying the package was returned to the warehouse. Sure it was.

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  2. I get the UPS ones and ones from other courier/post companies. But I usually know if I'm expecting a package, so...

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  3. That's a brilliant name for a porn bot. I mean, really. It is.

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