Tuesday, January 28, 2020

From The Spamfiles


Yay! Something easy!

…She’s going to have a hard time finding it.

Apparently the three is only theoretical.

Sorry. I can’t be with anyone who uses 2 in place of two.

I mean. I’m pretty sure it’s a warranty on a home. It’s literally spelled out right there.

Once again, you can write a letter to unsubscribe from the internet spam. Because that’s perfectly logical!

Ooh. Shell group of company is hiring. Get in line! I saw it first!

6 comments:

  1. If you don't know what a home warranty is, then you need more help than they can provide.
    And turns out the shell group is a bunch of clams who hang out on the beach...

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  2. "I Still Loving u !"

    To which I can cheerfully say: "drop dead."

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  3. I think we need to rewrite some love songs to reflect spam-speech.
    "I still loving you..."

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  4. It cracks me up how the sex worker spam is all directed at men. They're in for a surprise...

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  5. *SMH* They never quit.
    Hi. I'm baaaack! Miss me?

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