Yay! Something easy!
…She’s going to have a hard time
finding it.
Apparently the three is only
theoretical.
Sorry. I can’t be with anyone who
uses 2 in place of two.
I mean. I’m pretty sure it’s a
warranty on a home. It’s literally spelled out right there.
Once again, you can write a letter
to unsubscribe from the internet spam. Because that’s perfectly logical!
Ooh. Shell group of company is
hiring. Get in line! I saw it first!
If you don't know what a home warranty is, then you need more help than they can provide.
ReplyDeleteAnd turns out the shell group is a bunch of clams who hang out on the beach...
Who writes a letter?
ReplyDelete"I Still Loving u !"
ReplyDeleteTo which I can cheerfully say: "drop dead."
I think we need to rewrite some love songs to reflect spam-speech.
ReplyDelete"I still loving you..."
It cracks me up how the sex worker spam is all directed at men. They're in for a surprise...
ReplyDelete*SMH* They never quit.
ReplyDeleteHi. I'm baaaack! Miss me?