Still haven’t found a good site to start up a new blog on. Every time I look I find something else disappointing. But that’s a post for another day. Right now it’s more of the stupid stuff that keeps getting caught in my spam filter.
This is an advertisement? You mean I don’t get a free flashlight? I bet it doesn’t even blind bears. The last flashlight offered to me blinded bears.
Hello, I’d like to report criminal use of emojis? Not a crime, you say? How about an assault? Because I definitely feel assaulted.
A “free* cell phone” at “no charge*”. Usually they don’t make the fact that they’re lying quite so blatant.
Wold You Date A Brazilian?
My name isn’t Greg Smith, I don’t live in the Lake Stevens area, and nothing extraordinary has happened to me ever in my life.
I mean, I guess if it’s outlawed you’re not going to be getting it by prescription, as drug dealers don’t generally take prescriptions.