Saturday, November 18, 2017

Disappointing

I got a new router to help with my internet issues and…yeah, they’re mostly solved, although there’s still the occasional blip. Anyway, here’s what actually happened the day it arrived.
I politely told them no thank you, but I swear, if disappointment could be distilled into its purest essence, it would be that moment.

6 comments:

  1. Jehovah's Witnesses? I once had them at the door, told them I was a devil worshiper in the midst of a ritual sacrifice. They bolted down the steps and away as fast as you can imagine.

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  2. They were trying to router you right into Hell.

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  3. Do JW people still come to the door?

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  4. We get two or three of those disappointing visits each year. Weather should keep they away for a while. Hope your internet is heavenly from now on.

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  5. Bible salesmen? ;)
    Glad the router helped. Luckily, those pushing religion tend to not be in my neighborhood. I don't do well with them.

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  6. I should remember this the next time the Mormons knock on my door. Would make it more amusing than trying to awkwardly get them to shut up and go away.

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