I just…really don’t feel like coming up with a post idea.
They give me the angry emoji in the subject line, but then a smiley emoticon in the message (which is in quotes for some reason BTW). Very inconsistent tone.
Sure, this makes sense. Presidents contact me all the time.
It’s from the Olivia Cake Designs branch of Bank of America.
This is…I don’t know what this is. They’re threatening me with photos. Are they, like, cursed or something?
What they do is within ambient of the law. I have to admit, I’ve never heard ambient used that way and have no idea what it’s supposed to mean. I even looked it up in the dictionary to see if there was some obscure definition I was unaware of, but nope. Not a clue what the hell that’s supposed to mean. Yet the rest of the spam is surprisingly well written.
Amazon wants me to see their pic. How naughty.
Honestly I’m a little disappointed in the quantity of spam I’ve been receiving lately. Some days I don’t get any at all, let alone one worthy of being posted. So if you get anything funny be sure to send it my way.