As I am
lazy burning down the house to get rid of the ants trying to get the internet to work busy, here’s a picture of two cats at the window. The orange one is Blinky (named for a certain three-eyed fish, not the ghost) and the tabby one is Veronica (not named for anything…she’s just a Veronica).
Veronica: Look at that. The "Outside". Amazing.
Blinky: We could go out there. The cat door is open.
Veronica: Shut your mouth. You don’t want to go giving her ideas. We’ll be forced to exercise!
Blinky: I withdraw the suggestion.