Tuesday, July 30, 2019

From The Spamfiles


Whoo! Another Tuesday! That means more spam!

Local Ladies° is approximately 108.5° Fahrenheit (or 42.5° Celsius).

Lake Stevens, that’s for Greg. He really has to get on top of his unclaimed assets. Because he has a lot of them.

Now, Brazilian women are not Hispanic (they’re Portuguese speaking), but they are indeed Latina. The more you know.

Save money on your home warranty by replaces spaces with underscores!

Once again, spam eliciting me to unsubscribe by writing to a physical address. Because apparently you unsubscribe to spam like we’re in the fifties.

Sigh. I bet all three of those statements are total lies. But presumably you can see the photos.

Saturday, July 27, 2019

Spext


I don’t give my phone number out so this was weird.
As you should know, I don’t have a Facebook account. A little while after getting this one, I got another from a completely different fake number. Swell.

Thursday, July 25, 2019

Language of Confusion: Whatever The Case May Be, Part VIII


Are we done yet? Oh. No. No we’re not. Maybe next week in what’s the longest etymology series ever. If by now you don’t know that case (like a container) is from the Proto Indo European kap-, to hold/grasp, and isn’t related to case (situation), where the hell have you been?

First this week, catch. This isn’t wholly crazy since catching something is “holding” it, which relates back to kap-. Catch itself showed up in the thirteenth century from the Anglo French or Old North French cachier, to catch animals. It’s from the Vulgar Latin captiare, chase or try to seize, from the classical Latin captare, to catch, and that’s the frequentative of capere, to take or hold and a word that’s appeared many times in this series. Nice how sensible this one is, because I’m sure the rest won’t be.

That chase bit is actually kind of significant because, guess where chase comes from? It showed up in the fourteenth century from the Old French chacier (which is actually related to the abovementioned cachier). It’s also from captiare and captare, so nothing new here. I guess this word evolved in the sense of pursuing something to try to catch it.

And there’s also cop. Like you would cop a feel, or like a police officer—they’re from the same place (so yes, the slang copper is related to this, not the metal). Cop actually only showed up in British English in 1704 as a verb, and then not until the noun for police until 1859. It’s origin is actually uncertain, but it’s thought to be from the Middle French caper, seize or take, which is from the Latin capere. Oh, and no, that’s not where caper comes from. Don’t be silly. However I should point out that it’s also possible that cop is from the Dutch word kapen, to take (that also doesn’t seem to be from kap-; weirdly, it’s distantly related to cheap). I guess cops are “takers”.

That’s not the only word in the maybe pile, although this next one makes a lot less sense. Cater showed up in the seventeenth century meaning providing food for, from the Middle English catour, a buyer of provisions. It’s from the Anglo French achatour, buyer, from the Old French achater, to buy. That’s thought to be from the Vulgar Latin accaptare, a mix of the prefix ad- (to) and captare, which we all know by now. I guess a caterer taking food to someone does kind of make sense. But it could also be from the Vulgar Latin accapitare, to add to one’s capital. I guess caterers do that in a way.

Okay, this next one is just weird. Recover. Not like covering something again, which is its own thing. No. Recover, like you would from being sick or something. It’s not related to cover! Like at all! It showed up in the fourteenth century from the Anglo French rekeverer and Old French recovrer, which could mean come back or return, or to get again (like getting something back). It’s from the Medieval Latin recuperare. You know, like the origin word for recuperation, which we talked about a few weeks ago as being related to receive.

Man, I’m not sure what’s going to top this one.

Sources

Tuesday, July 23, 2019

From The Spamfiles


Time to spam it up.

It’s very confused.

Uh, Lissa, nine videos clearly outweigh nine pictures. You don’t downgrade your offers. Come on. Common sense.

Greg’s been busy again. Also, Elfrieda, Faustino, Leandro… all excellent names.

Okay, a lot to unpack here. The implication is that strippers are somehow not “normal girls” which is… yeah, it’s offensive. The reveal of something named “Stripper Shark”, the ultimate “Stripper Banging System” is both offensive and highly disturbing.

Sometimes spam doesn’t try.

Huh, is the Stripper Shark from Shark Tank too? I mean, I assume it’s not but you know. I wouldn’t be surprised to find out it was.

I just… This is a woman named James? Whose one tweet is “I thank god in my life”? …Is that a frigging gun?!?!???!!!

Saturday, July 20, 2019

Down


I felt weirdly anxious when Twitter was down the other week and I couldn’t constantly see what was going on.
It’s a vicious circle.

Thursday, July 18, 2019

Language of Confusion: Whatever The Case May Be, Part VII


The next installment of our somehow still continuing series about the words descended from the Proto Indo European kap- (to grasp). Yeah, there are a lot of them. You know what a big one is? Have.

Really. Have comes from the Old English habban, which is just to have, and unlike the previous kap- words, comes to us from the Proto Germanic habejanan instead of by a Latin route like most of the other words we’ve looked at have come from. If you grasp something, you have it, I guess. Lots of other words with have in them are also related—haven was haefen in Old English, which meant port or harbor in addition to haven. This one is actually from the Old Norse höfn, haven, but it too is from Proto Germanic, where the word is hafno-, and is thought to also be from kap-. Behave is the third have word we’re looking at, being a mix of be- (which is intensive here) and have. Apparently the sense is that you “have” (or hold) yourself in a particular way.

Next on our oh-my-god-I-can’t-believe-they’re-related list is occupy. It showed up in the mid fourteenth century meaning to take possession of as well as to take up space/time. It was borrowed from the Old French occuper, to hold or occupy a person/place, from the classical Latin occupare, to take over. The o- comes from ob-, which means over, and the rest is from capere, to grasp/seize/catch, and as I’ve mentioned before is from kap-. Take over—occupy.

Also related is forceps, which I have to admit, I can kind of see. It showed up in the midsixteenth century from the classical Latin forceps, which is just forceps (or a pair of tongs). The for- part comes from the word formus, which means hot, and the rest is from capere. See, it was originally something a smith used. So it was something you used to grab hot things.

Back to the words you’d never expect to be related. Did you think prince would show up here? Because it is. It showed up in the thirteenth century as the ruler of a principality, from the Old French prince and the classical Latin princeps, leader. It’s a mix of the word primus, first, and of course capere. To take first is a prince. Or maybe it’s “first taker”.

Sources
Tony Jebson’s page on the Origins of Old English

Tuesday, July 16, 2019

From The Spamfiles


Spam time! It’s been too long.


This widow needs help! Quick! To the Batmobile!


Apparently Greg is a Silver Single. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Okay, I definitely threw up in my mouth this time.

Nu are the beginning and end of all things.


Apparently, this one’s Dutch for “Sore, moldy feet? Spray with this and it will be over in a few days. You can unsubscribe here.” I can’t even begin to tell you what’s wrong with this.

And here’s what happens if I don’t check the spam filter for a few days.