Don’t you just love spam?
Okay, I’m really confused by this one. They’re calling
themselves “support ebay” (?), and I have to confirm a “gift giving away” (??)
and they’re using the TM symbol after ebay, which I’m like ninety percent sure
is not how you’re supposed to use it. I know it’s spam and they’re never correct.
I just have no idea what the hell they’re trying to say at all.
I really think he should be focusing on his divorce right
now. Of course, this is probably part of his plan to hide his assets.
Uh. Sure. Bright unusual clothes. Good for you?
Now, you might not be able to see it, but I assure you, he
is opening this with “Greatings” and I love everything about it.
Your husband, the tycoon and philanthropist, was a big
Ariana Grande fan, was he?
Apparently this Italian company wants me to write for them, but that might be
a bit difficult for me seeing as I don’t speak Italian.
That's all right, the Italian company obviously doesn't do English, either.
ReplyDeleteMrs. Getty can't decide if she's a widow or orphan.
ReplyDeleteBright colourful clothing is grounds enough for someone to be despised.
From the looks of it, your Italian only needs to be as good as their English and you can probably do that with the help of a dictionary.
ReplyDeleteSometimes I wonder if they employ a random word generator and they don't much care what words are coming out of it.
ReplyDeleteSpam is just fun. I know the spam that makes it through my filters always makes me laugh.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what the "unusual clothes" are!
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