I still can’t figure out the random
capital letters that are thrown into words. What is its purpose? Is it a secret
message? Is the secret message “my”?
It’s not a model. It’s almost a model. Also, what is with that creepy looking emoji?
We have your soul mate! The ransom
is two million dollars! Send it by tonight or we’ll start lopping off fingers!
Jennifer is emailing to let me know
that Rebecca has unlocked her private video! And they’re both definitely totally real
people!
Huh. I think this email might be
soliciting sex.
It’s very excited about being the
support team. Good for them for being happy.
You sure get a lot of porn spam.
ReplyDeleteFuck friends come with STDs of course.
ReplyDeleteI still keep getting spam comments from the same jerkoff using multiple names who's obsessed with a porn star's cleavage. I get that he's trying to compensate for scrawny genitals, but at this point he deserves to get run over by a steam roller.
BangCupid?
ReplyDeleteIs that something they're telling you to do?
I wonder if the random capitals are because of translations from languages that have different writing systems (Chinese, Arabic). That was the thought flitting through my head when I read this...
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