Words are weird.
You hacked off all of your hair?
And you'll have enough time to grow it back.
I did that in April. Or was it March? Are you like me, swearing you'll never let it get that bad again? All the while, knowing you will?
Your neck looks like a talking cell phone.
Getting a haircut for summer is a great idea!
I'm actually letting my hair grow out. It's been years since I have and I'm not used to my hair on my neck.
Please validate me.