Might as well, seeing as that’s what the rest of the month
has been about!
HOT girls! They’re on fire! Please send an ambulance!
She doesn’t want to be taken advantage of! So give her your
social security number.
There is nothing more suspicious than Jennifer spelled with
one N and two F’s.
The poor grammar is typical, but usually the cancer widows
are better about spelling. She’s going to have to find someone else to
distribute her money to keep it from her husband’s adorpted child.
I’m kind of afraid to find out what you’re supposed to do
with that apple cider vinegar.
…Spam isn’t even pretending that it’s not directed at serial killers anymore.
Because every family needs an assault riffle. Of course, here in the South, some recipients of that email would want to know if it comes with a deer sight.
ReplyDeleteAll of them need proofreaders. Bad.
ReplyDeleteI know what you're supposed to do with the vinegar...
ReplyDeleteSince the last one I've noticed a few of the accusing-me-of-something variety. I still have no idea what they get out of that.
ReplyDeleteAs for "Jeniffer"... Yeah, I've seen that spelling. On kiddos at the schools. Sorry to say. (I've also seen Issac and a couple other switching of the double letters.)
And the apple cider vinegar... I did that cleanse. You have to drink it. It's as bad as it sounds. (For the record, I got the cleanse from a chiropractor that I saw in person. Not from some rando on the internet.)
You get all the fun spam. I still only get the stuff that suggests I am super overweight. I'm trying not to take it personally, but...
ReplyDeleteYou get the best spam! Although I did get a good one in the comments on my blog yesterday. Some woman offering me social media services to get back at a cheating husband. Ummm…. Delete!
ReplyDeleteBecause people who actually get cancer refer to it as "the cancer problem."
ReplyDeleteI almost missed the spam file. I'm never brave enough to actually open one though I do enjoy the misspelled subject lines.
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