You might recognize this as the same joke as last week. Well, you know what? I’m out shoveling snow in the middle of March and I don’t want to hear it.
Sorry for imploding the universe. Frankly, it had it coming.
A little over 20 years ago, we had a blizzard on St. Patrick's Day in Pennsylvania. Like, freaking four feet of snow in a day and a half. I was supposed to be a reader at a wedding, and the wedding was 5 minutes from my house. I couldn't get there. My boyfriend and I were absolutely unable to dig the car out.
And then, in 1997, we had a snowstorm on April 1st. My husband -- same guy as above -- had to dig the car out before he could take me to the hospital. I was in labor.
Maybe it's time to move farther south...? Of course, with the universe imploded, I guess it doesn't matter now.
ReplyDeleteThe whole universe? Really?
ReplyDeleteWelcome to spring!
ReplyDeleteThe first full day of spring here features fresh snow falling.
ReplyDeleteThat stinks. I hope this is the last snowfall.
ReplyDeleteA little over 20 years ago, we had a blizzard on St. Patrick's Day in Pennsylvania. Like, freaking four feet of snow in a day and a half. I was supposed to be a reader at a wedding, and the wedding was 5 minutes from my house. I couldn't get there. My boyfriend and I were absolutely unable to dig the car out.
ReplyDeleteAnd then, in 1997, we had a snowstorm on April 1st. My husband -- same guy as above -- had to dig the car out before he could take me to the hospital. I was in labor.
So ... winter ain't over till it's over ...
Our snow didn't lay on the roads and sidewalks so no shoveling. It melted really quick so now we have even muckier mud.
ReplyDeleteYou should probably just come visit me. Until June.
ReplyDeleteEver thought about moving to California...
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