From The Spamfiles

Spam is easy to deal with, at least.

Yeah, because if there’s one thing I just love, it’s unsolicited suggestions.

Have I had this rolling around in my folder for six months or do the spammers just not care what season it is? Honestly, it could be either.
 

Ah, yes, the standard account Netflix uses when contacting their customers.

This shady commenter wants me to give me a download to cheat at poker! I’m sure said download is not full of malware at all!

This woman’s boobs are following me on twitter, apparently.

Thanksgivings Past #3

This really happened! It had been installed like a month earlier!

This occurred sometime during the morning, just as my mom was prepping the turkey to go into the oven.

Thanksgivings Past #2

My favorite year.

I miss it. Let’s bring it back. Maybe not all the death and disease, but all the not having to be around people.

Thanksgivings Past #1

Comics this week since it’s the big holiday.

He was such a good kitty. And he really, really liked turkey.

Happenstance

It’s weird when stuff lines up like this.

I normally don’t have cough syrup because it makes my blood pressure spike, so the fact that I was randomly sent some months ago (I did a comic about it!) is pretty coincidental.

Language Of Confusion: Feeling Ill

It is flu season after all.
 
Ill showed up in the thirteenth century, though back then it meant something that was morally evil. In the mid fourteenth century, it shifted to mean something “marked by evil intentions”, and it wasn’t until the mid fifteenth century that it started to mean unhealthy. As to its origins, it comes from the Old Norse illr, though anything before that is unknown.
 
You might think ail would be related to ill, but it’s not. Ail comes from the Middle English eilen/alien, from the Old English eglan, to afflict, pain, or trouble, so pretty much what it means today. It’s from the Proto Germanic azljaz, which is from the Proto Indo European agh-lo, from the root agh-, to be depressed or afraid. Appropriate, huh?
 
Nausea showed up in the early fifteenth century straight from the classical Latin nausea, which, you know, means nausea. Apparently they took it from the Ionic Greek word nausea, which is from naus, ship, from the Proto Indo European nau-, boat, a word I’m definitely going to have to look at because it has a ton of offshoots. Anyway, because people get sick on boats, we have nausea.
 
Speaking of being nauseated, queasy showed up in the mid fifteenth century, generally referring to food that upset your stomach, then in the mid sixteenth century anything that upset your stomach. Its origin is actually unknown, though there are theories that it’s related to the Old Norse kveisa, a boil (because the phrase iðra kveisa means bowel pains), or it might be related to the Anglo French queisier and Old French coisier, to wound or make uneasy. But, you know, etymology. So maybe not.
 
Ague is a word we don’t hear much of. It showed up in the fourteenth century meaning an acute fever, then a fever that caused chills and shivering. It comes form the Old French ague and Medieval Latin febris acuta, which literally means fever and sharp. Acuta is from the Proto Indo European root ak-, sharp, so when fevers are sharp, you have ague.
 
Sources
Online Etymology Dictionary
Google Translate
Omniglot
University of Texas at Austin Linguistic Research Center
University of Texas at San Antonio’s page on Proto Indo European language
University of Texas at Arlington
Tony Jebson’s page on the Origins of Old English
Old English-English Dictionary
Dictionary of Medieval Latin
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Fordham University

From The Spamfiles

Let’s see all the porn bots who have followed me this week.

Greg again! I think. Maybe the auto insurance is for a mysterious type of car called the GREG?

Apparently this is Norwegian for “Hi, can we talk?” But do you know what word is the same in both Norwegian and English? No.

Uh oh, I’m sending out photos to random people in my sleep again. I really have to stop doing that.

I will be so happy when this racist and sexist trend of emails dies out. Most spam I find amusing. This is just disgusting.

Well, I’ve never seen a more obvious bot that was most likely trying to screw with the election. How are forty eight people following it???