Time for something a lot cheerier than the rest of life:
spam.
5848? Who told you my real name?
A watch can do all that? Call the hospitals! We now have a
fast, cheap tool for heat scans!
Now I’m all bummed that someone really isn’t giving me a
hundred dollars. Thanks a lot, spam.
What’s with the extra vowels added to random words? I’d
rather she answer that question.
The spambots on Tumblr have evolved to using names and
random words, but they’re still throwing in random numbers and letters as if
that’s not the biggest red flag for ANY social media site. This is really
low-effort for them. Try harder!
