The spam just keeps on coming. I don’t think they realize
how much I’m making fun of them.
Apparently I’m a “straight forward fellow” and “reliable to
do business with”. She’s lucky I’m not trying to scam her into sending me
money.
You might not be able to read it, but they say they’re going
to pay me my “Winning Prize/inheritance fund”. Can something be both of those
things? Like I won a lottery to get an inheritance? Or did I inherit a Winning
Prize (must be capitalized)?
Send me a truck full, because I need them.
Ah, yes, I remember entering the Eighth Annual iTunes
Festival/Lottery in London. It’s a pretty big deal.
I honestly can’t imagine a Major would call
themselves a soldier and not an officer. Or that he’d be emailing me about an
investment portfolio manager. That just seems like an inefficient way to do it.
Okay, can anyone figure out what this one is saying? Because
I’m thinking someone just threw this into Google Translate and said “That’ll do”.
I think you can find the CBD Gummies on your own without having to be spammed to. At least around here, it's pretty easy to lay one's hands on that stuff. (There's a dispensary that's less than 5 min from my house.)
ReplyDeleteThose mails / messages telling me I am a winner even while I haven't entered a contest, sounds absolutely hilarious to me!
ReplyDeleteTo the last one, or let's face it, all of them... I say, go to hell. Maybe stronger language, but it's your blog.
ReplyDeleteThat last one is basically saying whatever they've written to you about must be so compelling they can't believe you didn't reply! Maybe it was an even better deal on the CBD gummies...
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