Spam, yo.
Spammer, you don’t want to know what
I truly think of you. It will blight your soul.
Are those emojis stars on a circle?
I’ve never seen that one before. How do I get it on my phone?
The accent mark over the u makes it
so classy.
They found my soul mate and it’s a
spammer. Sounds about right.
I can believe that Amazon would
enact its own laws. I really doubt any actual governing authority would try to stop
them.
Guys. I’m the chosen one.
I knew it.
Well Chosen One, time to send you on your quest!
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ReplyDeleteIt took a while to find you, oh Chosen One. Now you must face a perilous quest.
ReplyDeleteYou spend more time thinking about spammers than me. Your thoughts would blight their soul. My thoughts wouldn't fill a thimble.
ReplyDeleteYou're the chosen one?
ReplyDeleteI hate to tell you this, but the last Chosen One turned out to be a bratty whiny kid turned bratty whiny young adult turned Darth Vader.
Wait, chose for what? the urgent message?
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