Yay! Something easy that doesn’t require any amount of introspection!
Keep waiting, Alicia.
It wouldn’t be a generic, content-mill, heavily advertorial piece. I’m so lucky. Thanks, person who doesn’t even use my name. I know I can trust you.
But tell me, are you interested? Seriously, say interested a few more times.
Wait, are you telling me to confirm or have I already been confirmed? You know, sometimes it’s like the spammers don’t even care.
Leaning a little too heavy on the emojis there, bud.
Wow. This one’s so scummy that it links to Reddit. No thanks.