Saturday, April 14, 2018

Seriously Shut Up


Three things I hate:
1. Advice I didn’t ask for.
2. Explanations I didn’t ask for.
3. Explanations I didn’t ask for that I already know.
“Why don’t we hang out more?”
“Because you’re always explaining things I didn’t ask about to me in a condescending manner.”
“What? I don’t do that. And really, condescending refers more to—”
“Bye.”

5 comments:

  1. It would be like hanging out with Sheldon Cooper.

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  2. Ok, I'm tired. It took me a minute to figure out the little blue thing in the stick figure's hand. LOL

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