Words are weird.
Past me will never get out of bed to clean up cat barf.
Finding it is better than stepping in it.
How do you get past you without getting yourself in the process?
The last time until the next time, right? ;)
"But it's too comfortable and nice and warm under the blankets, future-me!"
Why get out of bed? Might as well deal with it when you're already up.
Please validate me.