Words are weird.
I imagine smashing them. Which I don't - I catch and release.
You need to get zen with the cricket.
No way you could out-shout the cicadas we have here. Not even a motorcycle is louder.
For something so small, they can make quite a noise.
There is a machine that produces a whine at a level that humans can't hear (at least adult humans) that is uncomfortable for insects. That would be sweet revenge :)
No, no! Not the cricket invaders from hell!
LOL I never thought about doing it back to a cricket. My only thought is "FIND AND DESTROY THE NOISE!"
Please validate me.